Pauly Shore: I’m Not Mature Enough for Kids

Pauly: Eternal adolescent.

Pauly: Eternal adolescent.

We don’t know about you, but it came as no surprise to us that Pauly Shore is too puerile for parenthood.

Interviewed on Milling About, the funnyman—who has (dig)graced such flicks as Bio-Dome and Jury Duty— plugs his new mockumentary, Adopted, which finds him venturing to Africa to “test-drive” would-be sons and daughters.

“For hundreds of years, Africa has existed in a state of despair. Famine, civil wars and rampant disease have left the continent without hope, but for the efforts of Western do-gooders,” Pauly writes about the project on IMDb.

“At first, they arrived with food, bibles and the magic of penicillin; more recently they have hosted rock concerts and sent plane loads of grain. And in the last decade of the 20th century they arrived and took babies home with them. First there was Angelina, then Madonna, and now…Pauly Shore!”

“I think what they’re doing is a great thing,” he tells host Robin Milling of the likes of Angelina Jolie and Madonna. “Taking a kid out of a township or a village and bringing him to America for a better life is a great thing.

Checking out the, ah, merchandise.

Checking out the, ah, merchandise.

“A parent is a parent. As long as they provide, then that’s cool. [But] I’d have to really mature before I considered adopting.

“I’m a comic and I grew up at The Comedy Store in Los Angeles,” Pauly, now 42, continues.

“I don’t have the best parenting skills.”

To hear Pauly’s full interview today at 1 p.m. ET, click here.

To check out the trailer for Adopted, which hits the DVD shelves June 15, click here.

3 thoughts on “Pauly Shore: I’m Not Mature Enough for Kids

  1. Robyne Marie

    Dear Pauly,

    I can’t wait to hear your show. I’m a long-time fan of yours. I am a spiritual medium and when you need a professional reading done, I would love to be on your show. I also do many fundraisers for those in need. You may take interest in my upcoming documentary about a modern day Ghost Town that was caused by our Govt.

    Good luck with the show and hope to hear back.

    Spiritual Medium Robyne Marie

  2. jenni farley

    i know what im doing so i know whats up haha, ill admit im a bit of a party animal just like Jenni on jersey shore!


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