And when we say “star-studded,” we don’t just mean “studded with stars.”
We also mean “celebrity-filled” and “filled with celebrities,” “A-lister-packed” and “packed with A-listers,” “bold-faced-name-brimming” and “brimming with bold-faced names,” “world-renowned-visage-loaded” and “loaded with…” – well, you get the point.
“I hope that muther#&$@!* tastes good,” David says of his three-figure holiday fowl.
And even if you don’t, you’re still required to tune into The Mix this evening, as it answers such all-important questions as:
—What Paris Hilton did recently to pre- vent the paparazzi from peering into her abode.
—Why Chocolate News host David Allen Grier (right) bought a turkey online for $129.
—Who started the rumor that Maureen McCormick and her Brady Bunch co-star, Eve Plumb, were lesbian lovers.
—Which of his Martha Stewart jokes Tommy Chong deemed too risqué even for Howard Stern’s show.
—Why 30 Rock star Tracy Morgan says comedy clubs – during hard times – are “the center of the universe.”
—What physical characteristics Grammy Award-nominated American Idol finalist Mandisa is looking for in a black man.
—How Tom Arnold paid back the man who molested him decades ago in Iowa.
So don’t miss The Mix, hosted by everyone’s favorite pod jockey, Shaun Daily, tonight – and every Monday – at 9 p.m. ET!
